When my followers message me : I'm sorry if this is creepy and we haven't talked before, but I think you're awesome ! God this is weird I'm sorry.

When I message them back : SCREAMS AND CRIES INTO YOUR SHIRT GOD BLESS YOUR SOUL I HOPE YOU FIND $20 ON THE GROUND.

Parents: Don't forget to make us proud

Friends: Don't forget to socialize

Teachers: Don't forget to get A's

Strangers: Don't forget to blend in

Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good

Society: Don't forget to be perfect

Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today

Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.